Life's Little Pleasures

*sigh*
posted on Wednesday, October 13, 2010 at 7:55 PM | 0 cmnt/s

Sometimes I miss the good old days. Like either 3 years ago good old days. Or like year 3 kinda old days.

Either way. They are good old days.

Like DUDE!
posted on Monday, October 11, 2010 at 7:25 PM | 0 cmnt/s

I really really really love Harry Potter.

I know I sound super nerdy by saying this, but I would give almost anything in this world to be part of that one.

Yeah, yeah I'm a nerd. But at least I'm happy in my own little world.

...And some more, just for good measure...
posted on at 7:17 PM | 0 cmnt/s

Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me"

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her

Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese

Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay

Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"

Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting

Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue

Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm

Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.

Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!

Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll

Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling

Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her

...Just in case you ever need them...
posted on at 7:06 PM | 0 cmnt/s

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle

You can have the portkey to my heart

Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

I'd let you handle my wand any day

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Recipe: Coconut Icecream
posted on Monday, September 13, 2010 at 5:58 PM | 0 cmnt/s

Ingredients:
- Some unknown quantity of milk
- 100g sugar (Note: kitchen scales are best used to measure this quantity as Wii Fit scales do not regester such a small amount)
- 2 medium eggs... but large ones will do too
- Enough liquid cream
- Some coconut
- 1 tea/tablespoon of vanilla essence

Method:

Can't remember, but it was pretty epic!!!

hmmm
posted on Thursday, September 9, 2010 at 8:02 PM | 0 cmnt/s

i need a good cry.
like there's nothing wrong with me.
i'm very happy.
i have nothing to complain about whatsoever.
i just need a strong release of emotions.
just remember: i'm happy.
just need a release.

Oh I wish...
posted on Sunday, September 5, 2010 at 8:55 PM | 0 cmnt/s

I wish that:

1. My room would constantly stay clean
2. Or I could click my fingers and everything (including my large and growing pile of clothes) would zoom back to place
3. I was perfect at Italian
4. Italian poety could be easier
5. My neck and shoulders wouldn't be soo sore at the moment
6. I could sing
7. I could play the piano better
8. I could be part of an AMAZING jazz band again
9. I had more room for my shoes
10. I didn't have to do the dishes
11. My POLS1102 essay would already be done
12. I had chocolate coated strawberries
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