Life's Little Pleasures

...Just in case you ever need them...
posted on Monday, October 11, 2010 at 7:06 PM | 0 cmnt/s

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle

You can have the portkey to my heart

Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

I'd let you handle my wand any day

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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